Blinding flashes of the obvious jitsu

I am a form of ninja. My martial art is exploding minds by my otherworldy ability to state the obvious.

Me in the garden last week, picking a huge bunch of pink sweet peas from the explosion that has appeared in the British sunshine:

Xtin: [holding the sweet peas to her nose] MmmmMMMmmm. Hey! They smell like peas! Only kind of sweet!

[beat]

Housemate Extraordinarie: [cocks eyebrow]
Xtin: Uh ... yeah, um. Of course.

Stay tuned for the story of Xtin deciding that a chocolate-coated coffee bean tasted amazingly like mocha.

The awesome ninja graphic copyright the genius minds of preshaa.