The two-for-one naked photo shoot
2 months ago
It felt incredibly loud and hot in the club. The pulsing bass lines could be physically felt in every pair of panties ...
Christopher Lambert: There can be only ONE!
De- and re-capitated Sean Connery: Well, you know. Except for when there was this rebellion 500 years ago and there's a special magical bond between the two immortals whose lives were threatened by this other immortal and then there's a special bringing-back-to-life swordfight which is um, specially not like the other special swordfights where we die, and ... uh, you know, not.
Audience: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Zimbalist: We previewed this show, and because Edd Byrnes was such a hit we decided that Kookie and his comb had to be in our series. So this week, we'll just forget that in the pilot he went off to prison to be executed.
The more she considered, the more thickly came the birds of creepiness to perch on her shoulders.