Xtin stars in South Park! I am about to kill social constructivism with the Lightsaber of Mind-Independent Reality. Since I kill those crazy relativists in every episode, I wear the Halo of Philosophical Justice, and drink the Great Latte of Truth. But you can see my ribs cause those constructivists are some tough mofos. And of course, I make the Moue of Metaphysical Irony. Because I wouldn't want to take myself too seriously, or anything.