2. Nicole Richie's second novel has been published, and it apparently contains the lines:
It felt incredibly loud and hot in the club. The pulsing bass lines could be physically felt in every pair of panties ...
3. I did actually break my nose.
4. Advent is a big deal in Germany.
5. Some women call their lala 'sixpence'.
6. I don't call it either of these things.
7. The German vernacular for fellatio is Presidentensex.
8. Gotye's Like Drawing Blood is all award-winning and blah-de-blah, but the underappreciated gem of the album is 'Night Drive'.
9. My day can be made by the gift of a Kaiser's Einkaufswagen chip keyring with the Berlin bear on one side.
10. I really can't believe the whole Jonathan Franzen thing.