I am a form of ninja. My martial art is exploding minds by my otherworldy ability to state the obvious.
Me in the garden last week, picking a huge bunch of pink sweet peas from the explosion that has appeared in the British sunshine:
Xtin: [holding the sweet peas to her nose] MmmmMMMmmm. Hey! They smell like peas! Only kind of sweet!
Housemate Extraordinarie: [cocks eyebrow]
Xtin: Uh ... yeah, um. Of course.
Stay tuned for the story of Xtin deciding that a chocolate-coated coffee bean tasted amazingly like mocha.
The awesome ninja graphic copyright the genius minds of preshaa.