From the brilliant Mechanical Contrivium.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xtin!
1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Xtin.
2. Xtin will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
3. Birds do not sleep in Xtin, though they may rest in her from time to time.
4. Baby swans are called Xtin.
5. Xtin can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
6. Xtin does not have toes.
7. Reindeer like to eat Xtin.
8. It took Xtin 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
9. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Xtin is the victim.
10. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Xtin would be as small as a pea.
Xtin's Comments on the Contrivium's Verdict
2. My god, I didn't realise anyone noticed that.
3. Comfy like a chair in McDonald's, that's moi.
4. Of course they are. I am paradigm cuteness.
5. Good for the skin.
6. Put my foot in my mouth one too many times.
7. Tasty delicious, and very nutritious. Also, I have hot antlers.
8. Goddamn plumbers.
9. Yeah, well. I'm so killable.
10. A minted pea, I should stress.
In sickness and in health
3 months ago