My first grey hair was detected today! Possible scope error. Perhaps the first detection of a grey hair, because with the Crazy Mane of Insanity which lives on my head, god knows how long the little bastards have been living in there, deviously subverting the youthful plans of my other follicles.
Egad! I am being dragged kicking and screaming into the world of enforced maturity! Someone pour me a scotch.
The two-for-one naked photo shoot
4 weeks ago